January 2015
Comedian exposed as convicted sex offender who was imprisoned for abusing 15-year-old boy
A stand-up comic who has been pictured with comedy stars including Phill Jupitus and John Bishop is a convicted sex offender who filmed himself spanking a 15-year-old boy.
Russell Haynes, 42, whose Instagram account shows him with a host of stars, spent two years behind bars for indecent assault and possession of hundreds of indecent pictures of children.
Then a gymnastics coach, Haynes had tied up his victim, a 15-year-old boy, and filmed the youngster performing a number of lewd sex acts
Now the father-of-two from South London, who remains of the Sex Offenders’ Register, is a regular on the UK comedy circuit, rubbing shoulders with such luminaries as Sean Lock, Russell Kane, Lee Nelson and Jenny Eclair.
Haynes was jailed in 2008 at Inner London Crown Court where he admitted indecent assault and making hundreds of indecent images and videos of children.
He targeted youngsters while running the Camberwell Gymnastics Club in south-east London, where he was director, coach and, ironically, child protection officer.
Haynes’s trial revealed he had groomed his underage victim after setting up a chat forum for teenagers on which he posed as a girl called ‘Jenny’ to entice the boy to send him explicit pictures
He then convinced the boy, a regular at the club from the age of seven, to share a room with him on club trips and encouraged him to strip and perform gymnastics naked or in women’s underwear while Haynes took photographs.
Police officers recovered 175 computer files containing more than 1,000 indecent images of children when they raided his home. One filmed clip showed Haynes spanking the boy.
Haynes took up his current profession as a stand-up comic on his release from jail in 2009. According to his personal website he now does as many as seven performances a week.
In June he shared a bill with Russell Kane at a gig in Southend in Essex. Kane is best known for appearing on BBC Three’s Live At The Electric.
Haynes called his sex offending ‘the biggest regret of my life.’
‘It all happened ten years ago and fortunately I’ve moved on,’ he said. ‘I’m not going to do anything that wrecks that.’
April 2008
Pervert gym coach jailed


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